The average dog is nicer than the average person. - Andy Rooney
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
Anybody that doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones
